SCO files for bankruptcy
I would have never dreamed about it, and certainly not expected it, but it has come true. They finally got that major kick in their nuts that they have deserved for so long. Public humiliation as payoff for all the flaming against Linux over the last years.
But wait, there's more: Of course it's the fault of all those damn Linux-users, who use that code that has been stolen from SCO. Yes, it's all our fault!
And isn't it not very surprising that there comes a light blue superhero comes crashing through the Windows to help? Yes, it's "Microsoft to the rescue", because you've got to help your only friend in the never-ending fight against evil people like us who don't want to waste a lot of money for unstable, insecure and freedom-depriving products.
Well, in conclusion I say "well done"! With our criminal use of stolen code we managed to drive SCO into bankruptcy. MS is next!