It also is an incomplete quote. I wonder what I was comparing DRM to... 

When in doubt, follow your heart (and notice that penguins are really cute).

[Sun Apr 16 2006] [17:39:45] <tbuitenh> lawsuits and threats of lawsuits are weapons
[Sun Apr 16 2006] [17:40:38] <tbuitenh> so far, this war is pretty one-sided
[Sun Apr 16 2006] [17:41:24] <libervisco> How do you mean?
[Sun Apr 16 2006] [17:41:36] <tbuitenh> we're not really using any weapons, except for some license lawsuits
[Sun Apr 16 2006] [17:41:47] <tbuitenh> compare DRM to that
[Sun Apr 16 2006] [17:41:51] <tbuitenh> it's a WMD

Heh, I can imagine this being made into a fake movie trailer!

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AD 2006

War was beginning

When EULAs are fascism,

DRM is a WMD, (IRC conversation scrolling by matrix-style)

and WMD is a DRM (screenshot)

AND ALMOST NOONE FILESYSTEMCHECKING CARES (Steve Ballmer throwing a chair, shouting "All your *bleep*ing base are *bleep*ing belong to us!")

A few heroes try to save the day

(modified uncle Sam "we want you" poster with a gnu head and "we want GNU")

(star wars style title: Software Wars, starring Tux the penguin, Beastie the demon, <all those other mascots> and the boy next door.)

Now playing in attics and basements everywhere.

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Oh my. After writing that, I might as well have "geek" tattooed on my forehead .

Haha that's hillarious enough that someone should make it.

I'm not sure about the Ballmer throwing a chair scene, but most of the other stuff can be done by simple animation and taking animated screenshots.

why not make this a whole movie

like, ... , the first large-scale movie made without the makers actually meating

*goes back to the isolated island between life and death* (anyone logged that quote of me on IRC ?)