Let's tell a Nuxified story...
To make this place even more fun than it is, let's play a sort of a game.. You ought to know this one. I start with a sentence and you reply with another sentence to continue the story. Every post should contain only one sentence and the sentence should at least remotely make some sense (even if the story as a whole doesn't end up making much sense, which is part of the fun). Try to keep chattery off of this topic, but if you must say something please make it appear italic to make a distinction between it and the sentence that is part of the story.
Let's try to keep the topic of the story related to the stuff we talk about and love here on Nuxified.org, that is Free Software, GNU/Linux, BSD, other operating systems and technology in general.
So here I start:
== STORY BEGINS ==
A penguin walks by a computer store..